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Excerpts from an ethnography assignment at the Bonsai Museum

Plot ideas for a film titled 'Ferns Rush In'

What is "chirality"?

Names for my Alison Krauss cover band

Ways to tell people you are going to graduate school

Celebrities open up about developing emotional bonds with the radiators in their bathrooms

How to give up on your dream of moving home to become an herb farmer in 11 easy steps

Names for my second head if I suddenly sprouted one

A diary of me not getting my cell phone fixed

A list of small businesses I could hypothetically run out of the former site of the Penny House Cafe, which appears to be for sale on Craigslist

Stories I have made up about Frances, the giant cockroach who lives under my bed, in order to be less scared of her

Poems collected from season 3 episode 11 of British reality TV series "Love Island"

Selected Amazon.com reviews for "Tech Tools Stress Buster Desktop Punching Ball"

Questions I have been asked on apartment rental applications, practically

Selected thoughts on last night's episode of Game of Thrones [SPOILERS]

Things I cannot remember

How to flirt well

Warby Parker frame names that would also be good names for a lizard, if I had one

Selected lines from Shirley MacLain's 1986 New Age bestseller 'Out On a Limb'

Videos of celebrities vigorously rubbing their faces with this purple stick

Ways the world could in fact be worse

Things Teri Hatcher said in a YouTube video titled "My Lobster Adventure"

9 times my local cafe owner has fired back at his haters

Backup pitches for my TV writing class

Things Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard said during an Architectural Digest tour of their Brooklyn home

Real names of beetles