Welcome to 'Horrible Lists,' an exciting newsletter from me!
I have always liked to write lists. This is not an interesting thing about me so much as evidence of why I am the same as everyone else, but it's true. As a child, they were mostly lists of people I liked and lists of people I didn’t like, which is maybe unique (in a negative way). Depending on who had betrayed me that day, I would shift friends and enemies from column to column, an empowering and also confusing exercise that led me to regard nearly all of my associates with a whiff of suspicion.
Although right now I'm attempting to keep what they call a "gratitude journal," I still think it's more fun to do the opposite. And so, every week, you will receive a horrible list. But actually, it will be good. Enjoy!
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