Poems collected from season 3 episode 11 of British reality TV series "Love Island"
When I first arrived here, I was like bloody hell
Another Essex bird
But um
She's a good laugh
**
Dunno, I think, we've always got on well
anyway.
**
He's got amazing eyes,
And he's a great set of gnashers
Everything I look for.
**
Personally,
out of anybody in here
who I can see it going further with
is you.
What do you think
of the sitch?
**
You've been putting it right on us,
haven't you?
**
You're the girl of my dreams
(What's my second name?)
It's ummm
Come on now,
How am I supposed to remember
Those things?
You've told me once
(So I'm the girl of your dreams
But you don't know my second name?)
Oh my god
You're making a big deal out of it
(So you just know me as 'Amber'?)
**
I hate the dark.
(No it's not fully dark because the moonlight—in the sky there is a moon.)
I saw a red one earlier
to be fair.
(A red moon?)
But I think it was on that side.
(A red moon?)
Ok is that wrong?
Ok I dunno what it was then.
**
He shaving foamed me,
Didn't he?
He's proper done me now
Bless him.
**
There's no spark, there's no like...
Phwoar
**
I wear the trousers
(No you don't)
I do
(No you really fucking don't though)
**
Do you want me to sack it now—
Shall I sack it now?
No, if you want me to
I'll sack it now
Sack the whole thing off
**
I mean you're my go-to
innit?
**
Obviously
You're a little bit smarter than I am
But who's bothered about that stuff
Do you know what I mean
**
Should really be Montana to win it,
really,
because um
her bum is unbelievable
Love,
Ellie