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Things I have learned about chickens and chicken drama
My boyfriend and I recently joined a community garden that has an aging flock of chickens. I love them, which I had not expected. They make soft noises…
Ellie Shechet
Dec 9, 2020
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My email inbox, if I'm being sensitive
(Image via Twitter, @Lucent508) SUBJECT LINE: INTO THE ABYSS, AND THROUGH IT In 2020, we’ve all felt the pangs of fear. We’ve felt the current of sorro…
Ellie Shechet
Nov 23, 2020
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Other good names for a landscaping company since Four Seasons Total Landscaping is taken
Screenshot via YouTube Fricking Plants, Inc. 100 Percent Living Plants Definitely Plants 5000 Dirt Sun Air Pesticides By Ellie Nice Weather Only Total …
Ellie Shechet
Nov 9, 2020
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What podcast episode synopses sound like sometimes
Bagels, human fists, herbal tinctures. What do all of these things have in common? And what happens when a large bag of all three of them is dumped out…
Ellie Shechet
Oct 19, 2020
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Mouse pads you can buy
Corgi Butt 3D Mousepad Best Sister mousepad Corgi Butts Drive Me Nuts Corgi Mousepad Smooffly Funny Cats Mouse pad Faux Police Line custom text mousepa…
Ellie Shechet
Sep 28, 2020
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Possible opening lines from a YA novel narrated by a plant pathogen
My name is Athena. You might have heard of me: I’m the girl who ruined everything. My name is Athena the Terrible. I know, it’s… a lot. But a lot of th…
Ellie Shechet
Sep 14, 2020
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Stuff I learned about Ibiza
And some housekeeping notes.
Ellie Shechet
Aug 31, 2020
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A word of advice from my bespoke forest
Hey New York City! I hope you're all staying safe during this crazy time. That being said, I really encourage you all to get outside—while remaining at…
Ellie Shechet
Mar 25, 2020
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Some fun ideas from the Middle Ages for staying healthy
From "Jewish Magic and Superstition: A Study in Folk Religion" by Joshua Trachtenberg: "As a remedy for insomnia, induce a louse captured on the patien…
Ellie Shechet
Mar 11, 2020
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Times it's important to apologize
When you have asked for a scoop of tuna salad on gluten-free bread, and the guy says "We don't have gluten-free bread right now, but I can carry it," a…
Ellie Shechet
Feb 25, 2020
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Some of Derek Blasberg's Instagram posts
Posing with billionaire presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg @mikebloomberg A goofy photo series on Natalia Vodianova's couch Lying on the world's lar…
Ellie Shechet
Feb 11, 2020
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A stimulating assortment of camper and RV names observed in Montana, Louisiana, North Dakot…
Flamingo Shadow Cruiser Canyon Cat Lacrosse Work and Play Wilderness Phoenix Vengeance Arctic Fox Burnside XL Forest River Hornet Hurricane Voltage Rag…
Ellie Shechet
Jan 29, 2020
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