The first time I saw Ellie, I knew she was the one. My next blood meal. I will die without her, I realized. I made my move when she was distracted. She had seen several spittlebugs in the high grasses of the Kentucky nature preserve where I live, and leaned over to get a closer look. I stretched out my little arms.
Romantic musings from the tick I found on my ass
Romantic musings from the tick I found on my…
Romantic musings from the tick I found on my ass
The first time I saw Ellie, I knew she was the one. My next blood meal. I will die without her, I realized. I made my move when she was distracted. She had seen several spittlebugs in the high grasses of the Kentucky nature preserve where I live, and leaned over to get a closer look. I stretched out my little arms.