Spells I've tried to heal my nose rash in addition to antibiotic ointment


1.
Get off, thee red bloop
Piss away, I say
Into the sparkling universe

2.
Hark you tiny bacteria or whatever
I see you
Not literally but
I acknowledge you

3.
It is over
Between you and I
This love affair of many, many blood moons
Literally since last February
I won't be thwarted

4.
Retreat, ye fuschia terror!
Bow down
To my trembling fist

5.
I feel like you're not hearing me when I speak
No, I try to tell you to do something pretty simple and you're
Wow, you're still ignoring me
Damnit Stu, I can't look at you anymore
I'm going to Chipotle
I don't care if you hate Chipotle

6.
Great Gaia I invoke your infinite wisdom
As I embark on a perilous spiritual battle
Against this one rash


7.
Little princess on my face
I look like I've been gently maced
How unfair

8.

I stopped eating sugar
I moisturized
Turmeric? Of course
I used that Manuka honey cream my classmate Alex made me buy
Because he promised he had the same rash
But I guess it's not the same rash

9.
Baruch Atah Adonai
Eloheinu Melech Ha'Olam
Ha'motzi lechem min ha'aretz

10.
What more could I possibly do
[doooooo]
Go to the dermatologist?
[Her again? Nay]

Love,
Ellie