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My boyfriend and I recently joined a community garden that has an aging flock of chickens. I love them, which I had not expected. They make soft noises and love to eat snacks, and sometimes they perch on this big high-up branch in their coop as if they are real birds, which I…
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I learned about plankton during an interview I did for a kid’s science magazine a couple months ago. I hadn’t realized that what defines an organism as…
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The first time I saw Ellie, I knew she was the one. My next blood meal. I will die without her, I realized. I made my move when she was distracted. She…
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Stared at my foster cat Wally Made up songs about Wally and sang them to him while clutching him Wondered what would happen if we left Wally free to…
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SUBJECT LINE: INTO THE ABYSS, AND THROUGH IT In 2020, we’ve all felt the pangs of fear. We’ve felt the current of sorrow, hot and unyielding. This…
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Fricking Plants, Inc. 100 Percent Living Plants Definitely Plants 5000 Dirt Sun Air Pesticides By Ellie Nice Weather Only Total Landscaping All Types of…
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Bagels, human fists, herbal tinctures. What do all of these things have in common? And what happens when a large bag of all three of them is dumped out…
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Corgi Butt 3D Mousepad Best Sister mousepad Corgi Butts Drive Me Nuts Corgi Mousepad Smooffly Funny Cats Mouse pad Faux Police Line custom text mousepad…
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