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I learned about plankton during an interview I did for a kid’s science magazine a couple months ago. I hadn’t realized that what defines an organism as…
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Ellie Shechet
Romantic musings from the tick I found on my ass
The first time I saw Ellie, I knew she was the one. My next blood meal. I will die without her, I realized. I made my move when she was distracted. She…
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What I did this weekend
Stared at my foster cat Wally Made up songs about Wally and sang them to him while clutching him Wondered what would happen if we left Wally free to…
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Things I have learned about chickens and chicken drama
My boyfriend and I recently joined a community garden that has an aging flock of chickens. I love them, which I had not expected. They make soft noises…
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My email inbox, if I'm being sensitive
SUBJECT LINE: INTO THE ABYSS, AND THROUGH IT In 2020, we’ve all felt the pangs of fear. We’ve felt the current of sorrow, hot and unyielding. This…
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Ellie Shechet
Other good names for a landscaping company since Four Seasons Total Landscaping is taken
Fricking Plants, Inc. 100 Percent Living Plants Definitely Plants 5000 Dirt Sun Air Pesticides By Ellie Nice Weather Only Total Landscaping All Types of…
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What podcast episode synopses sound like sometimes
Bagels, human fists, herbal tinctures. What do all of these things have in common? And what happens when a large bag of all three of them is dumped out…
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